Total Medals Earned: 46 (From 3 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,020 Points
Medals Earned: 17/22 (225/500 points)
Farm 100 Gold yourself!
Buy 10 Goblins!
Buy 25 Goblins!
Farm 500 Gold yourself!
Research 100 RP yourself!
Research 500 RP yourself!
Buy 50 Goblins!
Buy 75 Goblins!
Conquer your first realm and finish the tutorial!
Farm 2500 Gold yourself!
Farm 10000 Gold yourself!
Research 2500 RP yourself!
Research 10000 RP yourself!
Research 25000 RP yourself!
Conquer the first lands!
Farm 25000 Gold yourself!
Conquer the west lands!
Buy 100 Goblins!
Conquer the desert lands!
Conquer the mountain lands!
Conquer the green lands!
Conquer the shadow lands and the earth will be yours!
Medals Earned: 10/11 (345/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
...
I hope you chose the money.
And you should be damn proud.
Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Buy everything